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Question |
Answer provided |
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Name something you would do regularly on a Saturday |
Clean my teeth |
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Name something you would put on top of a salad |
Whipped cream |
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Name a cartoon mouse |
Top Cat |
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Name any symbol shown on a one-armed bandit |
Tomato |
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A fuel that can be burnt in a fire grate |
Petrol |
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A way of saying it’s cold |
It’s chickens |
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A measurement of liquid |
Paint |
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A type of big cat |
Persian |
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Something with a hole in it |
A window |
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Something you might take from a hotel as a souvenir |
The lamps |
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Something you eat with fish |
A plate |
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An animal that lives wild in Britain |
A lion |
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Not including cutlery, a type of fork |
Banana |
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Something a blind person might use |
A sword |
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A song with moon in the title |
Blue Suede Moon |
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A bird with a long neck |
Naomi Campbell |
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An occupation where you need a torch |
A burglar |
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A famous brother and sister |
Bonnie and Clyde |
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A dangerous race |
The Arabs |
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An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers |
A horse |
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Something that floats in the bath |
Water |
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Something you wear on the beach |
A deckchair |
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Something red |
A cardigan |
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A famous cowboy |
Buck Rogers |
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A famous royal |
Mail |
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A number you have to memorise |
7 |
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Something you do before going to bed |
Sleep |
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Something you put on walls |
Roofs |
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Something in the garden that’s green |
A shed |
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Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine |
A bicycle with wings |
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Something you might be allergic to |
Skiing |
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A musical instrument you can play in the bath |
A drum kit |
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Something a cat does |
Goes to the toilet |
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Something you do in the bathroom |
Decorate |
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An animal you might see at the zoo |
A dog |
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Something associated with the police |
Pigs |
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A sign of the zodiac |
April |
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Something slippery |
A conman |
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A kind of ache |
Fillet o’ Fish |
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A food that can be brown or white |
Potato |
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A jacket potato topping |
Jam |
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A famous Scotsman |
Jock |
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Another famous Scotsman |
Vinnie Jones |
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An animal with horns |
A bee |
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A non-living object with legs |
A plant |
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A domestic animal |
Leopard |
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A part of the body beginning with ‘N’ |
Knee |
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A way of cooking fish |
Cod |
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Something you open other than a door |
Your bowels |
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A famous soap opera |
Romeo and Juliet |
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One of Harry Enfield’s characters |
Sooty |
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Something with a red light |
A Dalek |
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A bird that can also be a man’s name |
Chicken |
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Something that has a shell |
Batman |
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A famous Parisian landmark
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Hawaii
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And then I was reminded of this priceless moment, which I also had the pleasure of actually seeing. A family of half-wits had somehow managed to get themselves through to the show’s climax, ‘Big Money’. A middle-aged bloke was second up to answer the five quick-fire questions. To his own amusement (but not to the amusement of his disgruntled family who, thanks to this chap, had to do without the £5,000 and the car / holiday) he gave the same answer three times in succession. One answer was good, one was okay (but wouldn’t be most people’s choice), and the other… well… see for yourself:
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Something you take to the beach |
Turkey |
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Something you buy in a supermarket |
Turkey |
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Something you eat at Christmas |
Turkey |
My family, 3 sisters and an aunt, all nurses, were up against a family of firemen. Les Dennis, probably 1988?
I was asked “Name something you would step on” I hit the button before I really thought about it, and instead of the split second answer “mat”, it came out as “man”!!!
I have never lived it down. It was quite hilarious. I’ve been trying to find the episode as I lost my copy on VHS, several years ago!
Any idea where I may find it?
Hi Karen… sorry, no, I’ve merely collected some dumb answers, I don’t know where you could get a copy of the show. Possible that ITV have it in an archive somewhere.