Big news just in from the BBC…

“Actress Patsy Kensit has said she was so upset to find her grandfather was a criminal on TV show Who Do You Think You Are? she stopped washing her hair.”

Is it just me or does anyone else fail to see the connection between Kensit’s ancestral vices and her hair-washing routine? I know that I gave up cutting my toe nails for three weeks after discovering that my great x4 grandfather was a fishmonger, but this is different kettle of, errr, fish.