“The Holby City star (star?) told the Radio Times she also started binge-eating burgers after it was revealed he was imprisoned for theft…… I was so depressed that I started binge-eating on burgers and pie and mash. I was so scared of how it was affecting me that I said, ‘I can’t do this any more’ and went home and locked myself away.” Sadly someone let her out!

The actress said a more positive revelation about her family history helped her to recover. An ancestor who was a clergyman was awarded a degree for his work to ease the suffering of his flock.

Please don’t anyone tell her he was a religious sheep shagger and was actually given a decree nici from a woolly herbivorous ruminant quadruped! Otherwise she may start binge eating KFC and jellied eels and not taking the regular twice monthly bath!?

Bonkers!

Bring on guests who are just seeking a bit of free publicity and mess with thier heads.

Having said that, Patsy Kensit was always going to be an easy target as she was borderline bonkers anyway. You have to be to marry Liam Gallagher.