Big news just in from the BBC…

“Actress Patsy Kensit has said she was so upset to find her grandfather was a criminal on TV show Who Do You Think You Are? she stopped washing her hair.”

Is it just me or does anyone else fail to see the connection between Kensit’s ancestral vices and her hair-washing routine? I know that I gave up cutting my toe nails for three weeks after discovering that my great x4 grandfather was a fishmonger, but this is different kettle of, errr, fish.

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  1. Steve Reply

    This sounds like a fun show…

    Bring on guests who are just seeking a bit of free publicity and mess with thier heads.

    Having said that, Patsy Kensit was always going to be an easy target as she was borderline bonkers anyway. You have to be to marry Liam Gallagher. :)

  2. Ricey Reply

    Darren, you have only given us a mere soupcon of the story….

    “The Holby City star (star?) told the Radio Times she also started binge-eating burgers after it was revealed he was imprisoned for theft…… I was so depressed that I started binge-eating on burgers and pie and mash. I was so scared of how it was affecting me that I said, ‘I can’t do this any more’ and went home and locked myself away.” Sadly someone let her out!

    The actress said a more positive revelation about her family history helped her to recover. An ancestor who was a clergyman was awarded a degree for his work to ease the suffering of his flock.

    Please don’t anyone tell her he was a religious sheep shagger and was actually given a decree nici from a woolly herbivorous ruminant quadruped! Otherwise she may start binge eating KFC and jellied eels and not taking the regular twice monthly bath!?

    Bonkers!

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