Things you shouldn’t do on a day off
1. Go to Ikea.
That’s all for now folks, but don’t forget to check back here during half-term week for more good advice.
By the way, if you do get sucked into a trip to Sweden’s finest, a hot dog and a donut at the tuck shop on the way out is the minimum reward, as agreed by the European Court of Human Rights.
…works for Microsoft as a Global Account Technology Strategist. In a former life he worked for the Lotus brand within IBM for many years. Married with one daughter and two dogs, lives in Camberley (Surrey, England), plays the guitar to a mediocre standard, and runs 10 kms and half marathons at an average speed. That’s it really.